This is legitimate stuff, not an April Fools hoax, the issue is already out and has been received by subscribers.. here are some known tidbits so far:

And I'm trying to score some scans or a transcription from someone that has the mag.. so wish me luck.

Good luck! I have the guitar world from 2001 with Adam. He's really an interesting guy.

I was gonna go out to buy this today, but if you can get it and scan the pages, that'd be all the sweeter.

"Those Shoes"... this just keeps getting worse and worse....

Thanks,I was curious what was said in the interveiw.
Post more if you find other info.

Wow, Nebel, big day for you. First you get to hear the entire album in London, and now you're the first to get your hands on some new information from Guitar World...

I don't know when I can but the guy hasn't been on in two days, so there's no telling when he'll come on or even if he'll give me the scans. It could be tomorrow or it could be a week from now, but if no one else gets them I'll try my best to get it, if anybody else can, I'd greatly appreciate it.

I'm sure we'll all see them sooner or later. Its not like seeing some interview is going to bring us any closer to getting the album...

the issue is not out till april 11th. go to the guitarworld website

No but it would be interesting to find out what "Those Shoes" is all about

I heard this yesterday, so i investigated and couldnt find such an issue.

Subscribers get it early. Anyway I'm betting we'll see something this week.

*Its very likely that adam jones would post the accepted tracklist on him myspace and tell a magazine something different*

The Pipe Bomb quote is from something that happened in my hometown of 35,000 people.

One quite morning (5a.m.)ish @ Ohio University,in Little Ol' Athens,OH.
There was a Bicycle left outside a bus stop.The bike had a sticker on it that read "This bike is a pipe bomb".The local authorties found this bike and thought that there could possibly be a pipe bomb inside the bicycle.
Well, Athens doesn't have a bomb squad so the police called the Columbus bomb squad and had them drive an Hour and a half to dismantle this pipe bomb supposedly inside this bike.
Well there was no bomb inside the bike and it was later found out that the sticker was a band sticker.
A flordia band named....This bike is a pipebomb.
The grad student who owned the bike lost his bike...aka it was destroyed.
He was charged with some sort of offense
and it's still pending whether or not he'll have to pay the thousands it cost for the bomb squad visit.

Oh, gotta love America!

And yes it made the national media(news).
so you can turn-off all that internal dialog

subscribers get it a little early. not almost 2 weeks early.

Not really, some subscribers get it around now (the beginning of the month)

I like the sound of that.

the vocal description soundsvery reminissent of anima

transcription of that interview please...

it's not out yet, dude, hits stores april 11th and i guess suscribers get it a couple days earlier or something

how long is a typical interview in guitar world...

hopefully there will be some good content.


shouldnt we have some other interviews soon too?

The issue is out at my local cd store but it was fucking $8 so I didnt pick it up. I'm considering not buying to album to save myself from some disappointment. Those Shoes? The Pot? ROSETTA STONED?

That information was given to the SomethingAwful forums by my friend. It's true.

Those Shoes is a song by the Eagles. This guy posted this crap on 10000-Days.com yesterday. April Tools. Yippee!!! I just got home from the listening party in LA and as an April Fools joke, I just pretended to listen. Tool officials became enraged and forced me to listen to the album, which is actually called: 10,000 Maniacs Fisting Each Other For Days. It is really the best album yet. Also, they served milk and cookies.

Yep, happened just up the hill from my dorm. I slept through the whole deal.

well fuck it's not true.

hahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahah.... ....................ha

Haha. I bet Kabir or dan decides it'll be funny to turn TDN off on the 12th.

oh shit.

A song called "Those Shoes" hmmm... Reminds me of Forrest Gump. "Those Look like comfortable Shoes. You can tell alot about a persons shoes.. Where their goin, where they been."
My shoes are fucked up

Dirty Banana is loaded

The interviews are pretty long. When I was subscribed to GW, the cover stories would be around 5 pages long. That's damn long with the print size they use.

i got the magazine today. i'm not about to transcribe the whole thing (it's big, but not very big), but i will for the most interesting parts...

"My friend who works for the Eagles' booking agent talked to Joe Walsh and gave him my number. A while later i got a message from Joe on my answering machine: [imitates Walsh] 'Adam Jones, this is the talk box fairy. give me a call.' i called him and he was totally cool and gave me a lot of advice. I think that the talk box on [the 10,000 Days track] "Those Shoes" is really amazing, especially how the harmonies are in each speaker. i'm really happy with how the talk box came out on this record"

(talks about sacred geometry)..."to me that is what Tool is, because everyone in my band gets that. MY band. it's my band. I asked Maynard to play with me, so Tool is my band"

..."our last record was very healing, very 'think for yourself.' the attitude on this record is more about putting people in their place, but witout controlling them. We're saying, 'you have an opinion on this, but this person who went through that whole thing may have a different perspective. you should think about that before you say something. you're not bad for thinking what you thought, but you need to consider the perspectives.' there's a lot of that on this record.

GW- maynard's line "who are you to wave your finger?" really stands out in that respect.

Jones- yes. that's the pot calling the kettle black. maynard writes all his lyrics and he'll pull in subject matter from our mutual ideas. it might be somthing that happened to him, but it's always something that we can all relate to, like telling a friend to back up for a second and try to see things from different perspectives. maynard can explain these things better, but suffice to say, it's all positive. at the end of the day, there's a lot of love from our band. i'm not kidding."

Can you scan it?

well theres the inspiration for "the pot".

don't own a scanner, sorry.

AJ uses a talk box??... did you make this up? : )

"to me that is what Tool is, because everyone in my band gets that. MY band. it's my band. I asked Maynard to play with me, so Tool is my band"


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what's been the question on this?!

everyone wants a piece of the 'first day of the month which comes after March' cake, eh?